Austin, TX — 7 Days A Week

Got A Pain
In The Aus?

Furniture removal, garage cleanouts, TV mounting, furniture assembly, move-out help, storage unit cleanouts, and all the annoying jobs you've been putting off.

Local Austin Business Fast Response Upfront Pricing We Actually Show Up
Sound Familiar?

What's Been
Driving You Crazy?

If any of these hit close to home, we should probably talk.

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Garage packed with junk for three years

You've been walking around the stuff, parking outside, and avoiding the whole situation entirely. It's not getting smaller on its own.

Sounds like a Pain In The Aus.
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TV still sitting in the box

It's been six weeks. The box is still in the corner. You measured the wall once. That's as far as it got.

Sounds like a Pain In The Aus.
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Storage unit you've paid for forever

You're paying $150 a month to store stuff you haven't touched in two years. You know it needs to go. You just haven't done it.

Sounds like a Pain In The Aus.
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Marketplace couch. No truck.

You found the perfect couch for $80. The seller is 20 minutes away. There's zero chance it fits in your car. It's been saved in your messages for three weeks.

Sounds like a Pain In The Aus.
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Furniture still in boxes

You ordered the IKEA dresser. It arrived. The box is in the bedroom. The instructions are terrifying. It's been a month.

Sounds like a Pain In The Aus.
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Apartment move-out stress

You're out of time, out of energy, and there's still a couch, a mattress, and a pile of stuff that didn't make it onto the moving truck.

Sounds like a Pain In The Aus.
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Need to move one heavy thing

It's not a full move. It's just a treadmill. Or a safe. Or a sectional. It would take two strong people about 20 minutes. You don't have those two people.

Sounds like a Pain In The Aus.
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Tenant left a mess behind

They're gone. The furniture isn't. Neither is the junk, the random stuff piled in the corner, or whatever that is in the back bedroom.

Sounds like a Pain In The Aus.
The Whole Point

We Don't Sell Services.
We Solve Problems.

Most people don't wake up wanting junk removal. They wake up wanting the problem gone.

Nobody cares whether it's hauling, assembly, moving, pickup, cleanup, or labor. They care about finally crossing something off their list. The thing that's been sitting there for three months. The thing they keep walking past. The thing they finally got sick of.

That's what we do. If it's legal, safe, and can mostly be solved with labor, transportation, or basic tools — we'll probably help. Text us a photo and find out.

If it became a pain in the aus — we're the call.
Text Photos For A Fast Quote
No Guesswork

How It Works

Four steps. No hidden fees. No drama.

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Text Us Photos

Send photos of the job. Most quotes don't need a site visit — a few pictures tells us everything we need.

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Get A Quote

We respond fast with pricing and availability. Flat rates when possible. No surprises when we show up.

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We Show Up

We actually show up. On time. Ready to work. No two-hour arrival windows, no ghosting, no excuses.

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Problem Solved

You get your space back. The thing is done. No more pain in the aus.

Who Calls Us

We Work With
Everyone Who's Done.

Done dealing with it. Done looking at it. Done pretending it's not a problem.

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Homeowners

The garage project, the stuff in the spare room, the furniture nobody wants to move — it's been on the list long enough. Let's just do it.

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Renters

Moving out and the pile that didn't fit in the truck. Or moving in and need furniture assembled and a TV on the wall. We handle both.

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Property Managers

Tenant left furniture, junk, and chaos behind. You need the unit cleared fast. We make turnovers happen without delay.

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Apartment Managers

Turnover is everything. We clear units quickly, consistently, and without making you manage five different vendors to get one job done.

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Realtors

Listing needs to be cleared, cleaned out, or staged before photos. We make your listings show-ready fast.

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Estate Sale Companies

Sale's over. Everything that didn't sell is still there. We clear the leftovers so you can close out the property and move on.

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Storage Facilities

Abandoned units cost you money. We clear delinquent units fast so you can re-rent the space and stop losing revenue on dead storage.

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Small Businesses

Office cleanout, furniture rearrange, equipment move, heavy thing that needs to go somewhere. No job too specific, no job too weird.

Weird Jobs Are Welcome

Not Sure If
We Do It?
Text Us.

If it's legal, safe, and mostly requires labor, transportation, or basic tools — just ask. We'd rather tell you yes or no than make you guess.

Some of our favorite jobs have been the ones nobody knew who to call for.

🛋️ Couch stuck upstairs
🛁 Hot tub removal
🛻 Marketplace pickup
📦 Garage packed for years
🔒 Storage unit disaster
🔧 Furniture assembly marathon
🏋️ Heavy treadmill move
📺 TV mount + cable hide
❓ Whatever yours is
Hey — I have a couch stuck in a stairwell, a treadmill on the second floor that needs to go, and a hot tub in the backyard. Any of that in your wheelhouse?
All three. Text us photos and we'll get you a quote today. 📸
You have no idea how long I've been looking for someone to say that.
That's basically our whole business. 😄
Honest About This

What We Don't Handle

We're upfront about our limits. This stuff needs licensed professionals — we're not it.

Hazardous Materials
Biohazard Cleanup
Asbestos
Major Demolition
Licensed Electrical Work
Licensed Plumbing Work
Animal Waste Cleanup
Dangerous Jobs

Not sure if your job qualifies? Text us. We'll tell you honestly — and point you somewhere useful if we can't help.

Why It Works

Why People
Keep Calling Us.

We're not trying to be everything. We're trying to be the one you call when something needs to get done.

Fast Responses

Text us photos and get a quote the same day. We don't make you wait three days to find out if we can help.

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Local Austin Business

We live here. We work here. We're not a national franchise answering to a call center in another state.

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No Hidden Fees

The price we quote is the price you pay. No surprise charges when we show up. No add-ons you didn't ask for.

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Text-Friendly

Send photos. Get quotes. Confirm jobs. All over text. No phone tag, no voicemails, no waiting on hold.

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Weekend Availability

Most annoying problems happen on weekends. We work weekends. Saturday, Sunday, whatever you need.

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No Corporate Call Center

You're texting and talking to the people who show up. No runaround, no "let me check with my manager."

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We Actually Show Up

Sounds obvious. Isn't always. We confirm, we show up, we do the job. That's the whole thing.

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One Call, One Crew

Junk removal, assembly, mounting, pickup, cleanup — we do multiple things so you don't have to call five different people.

Common Questions

FAQ

The stuff people usually ask before they text us photos anyway.

Garage cleanouts, furniture removal, TV mounting, furniture assembly, marketplace pickups, storage unit cleanouts, move-out help, heavy item moving, apartment cleanouts, property turnovers, and a lot of things that don't fit into a clean category. If it's legal, safe, and can mostly be solved with labor, transportation, or basic tools — ask us. The answer is usually yes.

It depends on the job. Text us photos and we'll give you a flat-rate quote. No hourly ambiguity, no surprise fees on arrival. Small jobs like a single furniture piece pickup can be under $100. Larger jobs like full garage cleanouts are priced based on what's there. We tell you the price upfront — you decide if it works.

Yes — and honestly that's the fastest way to get a quote. Text photos to (512) 555-0100 and we'll respond with pricing and availability. Most people get a quote within an hour or two.

For most jobs involving the interior of your home, yes. For things like curbside pickup, haul-away of items already staged outside, or some property cleanouts, we can work without you present if arrangements are made in advance. Ask us when you book.

Yes. Rearranging furniture, moving a heavy piece from one room to another, relocating something upstairs or downstairs — all of it. Text us what you need moved and where it's going.

Yes. IKEA, Wayfair, Amazon, whatever came in a flat box with an instruction sheet that made you question your life choices — we assemble it. Beds, dressers, desks, bookshelves, TV stands, all of it.

Yes. Garage cleanouts, storage unit cleanouts, estate cleanouts, apartment move-out cleanouts, property turnovers — we do all of it. Text us photos of what you're working with and we'll quote the whole job.

Yes. One couch. One mattress. One treadmill. One marketplace pickup. You don't need a full cleanout to call us. If it's a pain to deal with on your own, that's enough of a reason.

Where We Work

All Over Austin
And Beyond.

Austin South Austin East Austin North Austin Downtown Clarksville Tarrytown Westlake Zilker Bouldin Creek Round Rock Cedar Park Pflugerville

Not on the list? Text us your zip — we probably cover it.

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TOO FAR?
PROBABLY NOT.

We're based in Austin, but we regularly help customers throughout Central Texas.

Text us a photo and your location. If it makes sense, we'll make it happen.

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Austin's Annoying Job Crew

Too Big. Too Heavy.
Too Annoying.

We Handle It.

Local Austin business · Fast response · Upfront pricing · We actually show up.

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Prefer To Text?

Most people find it easier to just text photos. Send them to us and get a quote the same day.

Text (512) 555-0100

Rather Call?

Real people answering. No call center. Available 7 days a week.

Call (512) 555-0100

Hours

Monday – Friday7am – 8pm
Saturday7am – 6pm
Sunday8am – 4pm